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Souths out the appropriate masses
welcome sir it's so good to see you
again thank you thanks are we on track
to meet the deadline yes mr. Firman I
can assure you wow you're not you say
children yes and you're an interpreter
right yeah but you can't do it
listen it's quite normal for children to
work in Thailand yeah but can't you see
this is not okay well if I don't do it
somebody else will and if you don't
interpret for me now somebody else will
just get paid instead how do you stand
this heat there nothing to drink around
here
Oh
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well as you can see everything's under
control mr. reprimand oh shit what what
my my my scarf
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mr. Chan stop it
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I want no part of this Jujubee I've done
with you I expect to see you next month
then Thanks
okay then good boy to the airport please
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Thank You Ralph
do you have any real beer left these
Asian beers tastes like cat piss and I
know that taste for my days as a forest
ranger Ralph well hello there who have
we got a a stowaway
I know someone who's gonna love you good
morning everybody
a big welcome back all of you to my
channel many of you have been asking
Alex could you please show us how you
brush your teeth
so of course let me show you I've got
this toothbrush I had some free sponsor
toothpaste and then I brushed and I
always start way at the left and go into
all the nooks and crannies
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Sean can you wait so your birthday's on
Saturday right but I have an early gift
for you in ten seriously six morning mom
good morning son breakfast honey yes
please do we have any pets enough you oh
there you are
morning dear morning Alex
good morning John Serena I used your
credit card I couldn't find my wallet
but John I thought we agreed on parties
on weekdays oh it's hard on Sean no
getting used to a new home and a new
family good morning Sean new eating
habits hmm all right then you can have
one too Alex
oh yes well I only bought four but by
all means have one you did wash your
hands right now huh no so yes there is
it's in the starfish bowl oh this slimy
gray blob is that soap yes it's free of
parabens and animal fat don't you wash
your hands either John
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I run a piece of iron pipe
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I'm Tina I'm Gina
oMG that's Alex my man hi this is iPod
yeah hmm are you tired
so tired I can't sleep Shaun snores like
crazy
look speed it okay you got something on
the glasses dumbass Thailand is a
holiday paradise where one can relax
right holiday paradise the Thais are
child friendly and jolly right child
friendly prices are reasonable
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we shall wash your sweater sat on your
body so warm wrap myself around you from
the break of dawn fill by you and joy
when you took me on again
frequence of you in wood steering
you are a princess
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you're the very precious thing
but still
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life could bring
Jessica
you captivated right concentration the
ties are good with their hands and
produced well-made will you be going to
the children's climate Congress in
Saturday's no Perry will you be coming
to my place to drink gasoline on
Saturday mmm having my birthday party on
Saturday well it's just for the family
to be there my mom's baking Stewart will
be there can you old baby daughter sure
hi grandma what have you got there
having some toast
excellent whew it sure is hot today I'm
as dry as a desert well I've got organic
iced tea with rose hips and sebum let's
consider that matter closing well I
actually have a little gift far out
and I've got one for you too Shawn I
think it's important to treat them both
the same yes they're not the same don't
just look at them
size-wise I mean rock and flower yes do
you remember those No
you're welcome buddy gonna go play now
no stick your iPad for now I bought a
gift tool for Alex since it is birthday
today
Thanks happy birthday kiddo Wow it's
what is it well it's um is it a ninja
exactly ninjas unusually check it know
and boys your age don't normally wait
200 pounds but seeing is believing
mom look oh very nice here let me take
Baby Doe here you go
so who's this little guy is it a
Harlequin ha good one
Terkel Harlequins are jokers this is a
check of ninja obviously I've never
heard of a chequered ninja exactly
that's what makes it so rare and pricey
because a fortune even just getting an
arrow Thailand with sheer hell cuz of
the sword you know who knows what they
might have done darling my eldest once
spent five years in a Thai prison
because of one ounce of cocaine an ounce
yeah and it was just for personal use
make a note of this for future reference
Alex a stint in a prison in Thailand
makes a man wish for his own death okay
dad what's in these things it's my own
recipe wheat-free warned me so Geoff
Johns business for you Oh nuts just not
factory calm but we don't that's not
Factory yes but it didn't work out haha
yeah don't say holy cow I'm off to dump
a few chestnuts myself Jim come on
Stuart I think it's great that John has
some initiative and doesn't just slapped
around all right
right and as long as you're happy paying
for all these fruits doing schemes
Stuart
right well I was leaving anyway
Alex my boy drop by the lake one of
these days happy birthday again
Thanks and as we always used to say in
Thailand foul Banga die la la that's
Thai for super Dario 3 is for sissies
yeah got it
see you later a checkered ninja yeah
it's very rare it's from Thailand but
ninjas are blood actually they've worn
indigo blue but only when they went our
Commission's the ninjas were in fact
it's this Saturday you're welcome to
bring a friend
one friend II know won't between you ok
yeah
what did you think what did you think
oMG are you like a total moron or
something hey wait can I take a look
yeah but but I
oh it's Jessica why don't you go talk to
her what yeah right I get her to come
over what Alex just wanted to ask you
about something Oh what see that he's
got no eyes idiot what did you say what
stop it you idiot
or I'll crush you
I'm not sure I heard what you just said
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seems to be the problem she's being a
there's no problem
then piss off you two move regrets
thanks Alice I didn't say anything
crush you that was badass but but I
didn't way to go Alex
uh all right I mean nobody messes with
my friends not on my watch see Alex yeah
see ya
hello say something say something
what do you want me to say hi Glenn
so you're gonna crush me no and I'm a
fat idiot yes I mean no honey it wasn't
me never say anything about me again
I'll break your jaw I mean yes I'm sorry
got it a hundred percent chicken shit a
loser smash your shitty mug
you son of a butt-ugly oxygen fear what
I think you better be off now
he's like right behind you I'd step for
myself what's going on what's going on
is you're gonna be killed in a second
you can't go any faster unless you and I
help each other out
why I help you and you help me
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okay so you don't want my help our walk
yes yes I do
help me you have to help me in return
same you'll help me yes yes I'll help
you all right there
what are you doing just keep going
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that'll teach you dumbass
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down here want some but what the hell
are you come on not all bad again if you
call me Harlequin hi Alexis I'm busy
right now
why is your teddy bear holding an egg
sandwich uh he was hungry I know the
feeling
Oh can you guess what I'm doing on
Saturday no I'm going to a party Jessica
oh that's a shame Jessica that you got
the hots for what a dumb thing to say oh
is this how I'm you are a princess but
of course Alex as soon as I get my book
report what are you talking about it's
due tomorrow Lord of the Rings books 1 2
3 you can handle that right Alex what oh
and Alex make it a good one otherwise
this goes viral
thank you brother I just wish you were
dead whoa those are brave words you're
such a coward and yes you're just a kid
but so is Sean in pizza face Shh
do you realize what you've done yes I
stopped them you're welcome but he he's
gonna kill me oh stop your whining as if
you had any real problems you don't
think I have problems I'm talking to my
stuffed animal hey I'm not a stuffed
animal dummy I'm a warrior
you got it and I'm having a hard time
taking your drama shit seriously shit
yes you can keep running away from your
problems or you could start fighting
back
I can't fight how do you know you can't
until you've tried I'll help you but why
are you who are you even I'm your new
best friend I've promised to help you
and you've promised to help me how can I
possibly help you you can read cancel
yeah what can't you I'm good at other
things
all right yes of course what does this
say it's a credit card
it belongs to Philip peppermint so he's
the
and I'm looking for oh just like Jessica
what do you mean well
Jessica a permant that's her name
upskirt you're crazy about she's not a
skirt that's not for you to decide
what's her dad's first name I don't know
oh well who does them mom hi Love Bug
mom I have a group meeting tonight so
John will be a mom but do you know
sneaking out oh no of course not but I
got you a smoothie awesome but mom you
know that Sean's going to that party on
Saturday at Jessica's house yeah uh do
you know if her parents are gonna be
home yes they weren't interested in oh
they couldn't see the difference between
an ordinary lunchbox and the cracker
boxes but just you wait they'll be back
so you met Linda and mm-hmm
and hmm and Jessica's dad will be there
too Jessica's dad Phillip that jerk he
thinks he's an expert on toys he spoiled
my plan for the Mixy Mixy dolls
Jessica's dad Alex now Sean cleans
speech makes for a clean heart right now
I think yes it's a sweet girl
yes but alex is just so Alex II you know
Jessica is such a cute little snacky
pack huh
hmm right snacky pack hmm not bad at all
yes move your ass
let's go John doesn't want me to go out
at night when my mom isn't home Oh bad
for John Oh freak out do you understand
yes duly noted in my book of things I
don't give a crap about it's a fairly
big volume you need to help me get close
to Jessica's dad let's just give her the
credit card let me see her at school no
no I have to give it to him personally
it's a matter of Honor is it yep this is
the playground but this yes and I built
that you're a born architect then look
at that yeah give it to me we can use
that use it how a ninja takes advantage
of every opportunity comes his day
always ready to improvise so we don't
have a plan of course we do we're going
to Jessica's party but she only invites
the cool kids and Sean and Sean but he's
an eighth grader that counts is cool and
what about Grimm oh he's gonna kill me
yeah we'll need to put him in his place
once and for all then Jessica will say
oh yeah so cool I really wish you'd stop
doing that it's totally creepy
yeah but also kind of cool right okay
let's say I'm blimp you don't actually
expect me to fight him do you so what's
the problem because I can't do you know
why you can't because you think you
can't oh yeah and he's also much bigger
than me you're also much bigger than me
right now come on it's not fair to hit
people in the balls
that was the groin come on your tongue
but it's below the belt that's cowardly
you're already a coward may as well use
it
come on kick me wide hard as you can
come on you're chickenshit loser huh
oh that's not fair you say that a lot
because it hurts like hell okay what
does the whole world need to hear about
it suck it up let's go again you're
learning okay where are the tools they
like that stuff away at night well we'll
need to get some tools tomorrow then but
what are we gonna build one thing at a
time let's go home
you've got homework to do homework I
don't have any homework oh yes a book
report for tomorrow did you forget about
that
the Lord of the Rings is tall Kines
famous trial whoa gee about good versus
evil whoa God Alex it's just a matter of
my notebook you mean this one Alex you
went out last night after all didn't yet
yeah you need to obey me
John John what in the world is this it
was on your bedside table
grandma's juicy jokes
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alright I'll get the tools while you
distract the teacher what how what
should I do
just ask him to help you with something
something tricky can you make a sheet
for my sword or kill two birds with one
stone should be waving this thing around
what should the sheath look like it just
needs to fit the length of the sword and
it should have strings to tie it onto my
back and should have hold from both ends
so I can use it as a snorkel if I find
myself underwater yeah okay do you want
diamonds on it now - do I look like a
diva to you get going
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siberius can you help me with something
Alex what can I do for you is it true
that you can make anything well I've got
good hands Alex so they say I need
something to stick my sword in oh excuse
me for my sword preferably chequered but
not that I've ever seen a chequered one
uh-huh black is too ordinary
oh so you want me to help you make a
thing to stick my sword in please yes
about so big the main thing is that I
need to be able to breathe through it
and tie it onto my back
you didn't give me much time I didn't
know he'd freak out like that I guess
we're not allowed to make weapons as
golden never mind I think I got
everything now you can explain the
principle the yeah you did but that was
my interpretation stupid brats that was
my interpretation too just you wait
until recess that's what I'm gonna give
Jessica a sweet little poet you mean
this one moron you think that was
yelling at me oh my life sucks you'll be
fine you heard him I'll be dead come
recess Oh dad give me a break super
embarrassed so main up damn it do
something about one two one two this is
very with a message for you it's for all
you signed up for a disco music lessons
small choir we'll meet on Tuesdays from
1 to 3 big band practice on Thursdays
from 2 to 3 guys everyone has a right to
rhythm that's all targeting Gretchen
bunch of brats hello hello huh this is
an important message from Alex from
seventh grade to a very special girl who
I think needs to know what a super
douchey big
yeah she should and if you're wondering
who alex is then as you know I'm a
desperate little boy with a big mouth
and a flat nose well the girl in
question is well you don't hear my heart
pounding Jessica from eighth grade yes I
am crazy about you not ashamed I want
the entire school to know they're your
first class folks that's all sorry for
the interruption
okay stop that right now that's an
absolute no-no all right we're very
bravely done I must say oh come on I
solved your problem
hey what's up Casanova yeah now you've
done the thing you feared the most
oh you have yes and now the skirt knows
your feelings
Shanker wipe his ass with that pole then
drink a bottle of piss for dessert the
whole school is laughing at me stand
tall and let them laugh now let's go to
the cafeteria the cafeteria what glam
we'll be there exactly
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I'm up in that trashcan why don't I do
it okay
hey there lover boy let me do the
talking and you just move your lips do
you know how to whistle yeah do it now
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hello attention everybody listen up I
present to you the greatest moron at
this school
namely Glenn from a special needs class
what how many of you have been bullied
by this meathead at some point in time
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therefore in the name of justice I Alex
of the seventh grade issue a challenge
to you Glenn Pizza facing at 7:00 p.m.
on Saturday at the playground you and me
if you dare
I'm kidding are you crazy
I dare I'm gonna crush your skull loser
well go to school on Monday me fine
come Monday you will be able to walk
closer so right Alex please get down yes
please I'd really like that
it sounds like great fun
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when your consciousness
what's up Tarzan do you have some kind
of bucket list you need to tick off
because you're dying of a deadly disease
yeah Bellamy maybe Ebola if you're still
alive by Saturday night you can drop by
I'm having a party up that's awesome
dude we'll be there see ya maybe so
you're gonna tell me what the plan is
instead of waiting to get our asses
kicked we've set the terms ourselves
we've chosen the battleground yeah but
does it matter where I get my ass kicked
hell yes we're in a home turf and we've
decided where we want to fight you can
relax until Saturday at 7:00 yeah unless
Glenn doesn't feel like waiting you
challenged him in front of the whole
school promise to humiliate yourself if
he wins
so he'll wait he's looking forward to
Saturday he's expecting an honest fight
isn't that what he's getting are you
some kind of moron
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other movies but my clock remains is
only success
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well I kiss better whatever dork phrase
my fabric this is genuine cashmere
are you a real ninja what do you know
about ninjas
they lived in Japan once right yes
especially in a region called Egon they
lived in the forest in the mountains
they were spies right and mercenaries it
was never about money it was all about
protecting their secret society who was
after them the samurais and their lords
they felt threatened by the ninja
religion and their unique way of life
the greatest warlord feared an uprising
and sent forty thousand warriors to Iger
province to Massacre the clans so what
happened a few escaped and survived most
of them died and one of them did both in
a way taiko Nakamura psycho Nakamura in
her hut he hides with ten clan kids he's
protecting the lives when the enemy
attacked the village he was the one who
was given the task by the clan top gun
at the same coward that betrayed him and
more has left the Nobunaga soldiers to
their door Nakamura meets death with
courage and shakable sure to take as
many with him as many as possible he
gets 16 samurai us before he's slain he
hears the scream mr. burned down the
domain he has failed his mission the hut
turns to cold he bounced for vengeance
in exchange for his soul lightning
strikes in the night as he gets its own
belly and assume his body so the spirit
seeks a story of revenge before the
night is over they find the trader with
ten blade stabbing his cadaver never
since the tail has spun that Nakamura
spear would become when he was done so
flies the Restless wings and might
strike down with lightning and living
and dead things to punish those for dirt
and blood on their hands when kids
suffer hard and things are rotten in the
lands for eternity and lonesome raids he
reminisce psycho Nakamura the guardian
of justice an avenging spirit so the
story goes a spirit which can appear
anywhere even in a rag doll Alex did you
meet all the eggs
no Jon I could have sworn we had some
eggs well that's great then how will you
be spending your Saturday Alex I bet
it's one of those wood beetles auntie
Sheila mentions
oh you think so Sean I'm going to give
you a deep-tissue immunity booster
massage and then it's an early better
going to a party no you won't be up for
that John have you seen my biodynamic
massage oil I'll use the yogurt em for
your own good Sean
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you need to stand in the other side huh
oh yeah over here he's not coming
hey pizza face have you come to get your
ass kicked
why don't you come down here if your
dare fair enough
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that's the spirit come on fart face
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Oh should we get back to it yeah
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that'll teach you
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right technically that was come on
was that an apology yeah I beg your
pardon sorry excuse me
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19 Medellin duly noted
we'll be there so I asked you Harry
Potter yeah as if come on Tina Regina
let's go we just became cool if you
party like the best joke then you got a
make pass though so come be my guest bro
so you can taste my passed off we're
Jessica's house they are great
Julie calls let's start by finding your
dad alright what they will do for their
best out
in Moscow on the desktop
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very well done out there today bring
these way to go yes it was yours no I
pluck incredible out there yeah it was
totally watch it my best karate kid'
yeah that's me oh no it's my killer hand
you know fuck you too
well I better go say hi to the host an
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awesome fight you don't this party rocks
Jessica's just here what did you see
where she went
do you know where her parents are
they're in the kitchen
her mom is super hot what about her dad
yeah go see your mom her dad's pretty
right what is he in the kitchen yeah
the chaperone I gotta go to the toilet
okay that way
the three of us met before talk to the
hand ginger in Syria yeah
surround Sashi calm down don't forget to
get them out of there
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the bathrooms down the hall on the right
somebody vomited on the carpet not again
just another thing excuse me it's just
that that's your service oh you gave me
quite the scare who's just getting some
hey what's that you got there I think
it's a credit card belonging to you
uh-huh
platinum card oh I wish it were mine but
that would require a much higher salary
nice gesture though so you're not Philip
effluent yes but I spell it with wise
and I'll be changing my name next month
my numerologist suggested Sydney SME
seed so I guess I'll try that
okay also because of all the negative
publicity about that toy tycoon weight
it's probably is pretty hard don't you
think he lives over in Beverly Park
Circle
hey aren't you Sean's little brother yep
step well your stepfather hello then
he's still mad at me for refusing to
provide public funding for the
development of his Nixie Dixie dolls
would you like something to here have a
seat not Oh No I'd better okay bye nice
meeting you
that needs some vegetable what is wrong
with you be wasting our time why you
shout it in I just got excited I need to
give that credit card back yeah yeah
great Oh calm down Alex hey Jessica
awesome
am i yeah I had no idea I thought you
were just a little brat with a ninja
doll oh no no this is just a gift for my
cousin so you're kind of cute right back
at you you wanna dance
uh yeah definitely
I have to go to the toilet will you wait
here yeah yes you're not going to dance
now are you huh
yes hey human I helped you and in return
you promised to help me God
but it doesn't have to be right in the
middle of the bardo with the party this
is a pork boardin Jessica forget that
chick I need you I'll help you like I
promised
just not right now you you're spinning
wire hey chill out everything you have
is thanks to me whenever get real get
real you you're only popular because of
me you help me yeah you did no because
don't have to make it sound like I've
been people to breathe without you here
was so awesome
there is awesome quite Alex yeah I bet
you didn't see that coming she's got
kung fu stuff at the end that was sick
like that
that was actually my own idea you rule
see ya Alex Right see you in there he
later so you think you can do it all by
yourself take this family
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hell I peed my pants no no it's
ah and I need to take a dump - it's not
like that
let me explain Jessica it's me Alan just
a second I don't want to dance after all
Jessica you're not up to my standards
what yeah I think I'm a bit too hot for
you you'll have to settle for Odysseus
say what
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you're too hot from me what no no
there's been a mistake I'm never I'm not
up to your standard hey Alex did you
just tell everyone you write your son
what no that was the ninja yes this is
all because of my ninja doll brother my
cousin's ninja tell Jessica right
see you later hot stuff Odysseus wanna
make out let me see yes please bye get
home safe yes what do you want me to do
the lady wants to make out if I don't do
it somebody else will
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so did you get to dance what the hell is
your problem broke your promise I said
I'd help you I need your help now that
doesn't give you the right to ruin my
life
I'm sorry I went too far but this is
important I just don't understand why
this credit card thing is a matter of
life and death it's a it's a ninja thing
and a matter of Honor yeah
human if you help me now I promise I'll
make everything right again
you promise trust me okay I just have a
hard time believing that Jessica will
ever like me again well you did say some
pretty weird thanks to her hello let's
go don't you think he's asleep
let's hope so come on we're going in
the hell are you doing I'm supposed to
be a secret it's just a precaution come
on no don't ring the bell huh why he
ain't - what people - good thing he's
got a cat huh a pretty big cat are you
afraid of big cats do you really think
this is okay course he'll be ecstatic to
get his credit card back but can we just
leave it so much I just want to make
sure he's here
damn I don't think he's home
look there's a suitcase maybe he's on a
trip so you think he's on a trip because
there is a suitcase in his bedroom are
you sure you're not related to Glenn
alright fine perhaps he's going on a
trip we need to find out bingo
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what'd you say I said bingo it's a plane
ticket to Thailand he's going to visit a
slave Factory what does it say when he
leaves yeah but what the hell is going
on
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huh hey another penny if it's not up to
standard we'll discuss it when I get
there look I will see you then is there
something wrong big boy
hello is there somebody here hello hello
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they're quick now or do you think I
didn't get out of here first the hell is
this all about this is nothing to do
with that damn credit card lola
peppermint is an evil man kill the boy
an innocent little boy and he uses child
slave labor to make his choice
what's your big plan are you gonna kill
him something like that what you want to
look at his life details right yes don't
forget them and get the collar from that
day yeah unless you're wearing one
yourself
it's not happening his name is bingo
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Jacque put try again
[Laughter]
it's you isn't it your title kamakura
Macklemore you used me you promised to
help ya to deliver it credit card not to
kill people haven't you been listening
he killed an innocent little boy and now
you're gonna kill em all justice what
about the other slave kids at the
factory are you're just gonna look the
other way things like that happen all
the time
oh well that's all right then no tell me
when his plane leaves no what I want no
part in this
tell me now no just do it I've had it
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I can't kill you human it be through too
much together but it might be easier
with easier with Sean no you can but she
said you wanted them dead but those were
just words the only thing I understand
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Oh No
are you alright look about what down
that pillow back hold down Alex but it
wasn't me you think I did this
it was the ninja he's out there
somewhere he wants me to help him but I
don't want to become a murderer Alex
what's happening to you to me but mom
you gotta believe me
the chequered ninja has come alive and
he wants guilt Sean
stress during simple he just needs
complete calm but for how long
hard to say a couple of weeks maybe a
couple of weeks but we can't just leave
him here well we can't have him at home
either when he's trying to kill Shawn
their doctor could you get from this
dreamcatcher sick the edge off is
exciting why don't you all go home in
and get some rest all right
Oh per little Alex so you've lost your
marbles after all poor boy I'm sure a
stress nice room love what you've done
with it tried to kill my brother step
you accepted my help but now you refuse
to help me too good to get your hands
dirty try blaming this on your teddy
bear doctor just a moment Alex I'll be
right there
come on stop it are you really gonna
kill an innocent man
it's him or Everman please hurry doctor
my beds on fire it's now or never
listen I want to punish Everman too but
we don't have to kill him do we you
think it's enough just to egg him no but
I want him dead he deserved the ultimate
punishment after that's final huh
punishment hmm well why not punish him
even harder
what well what if we could make him wish
he were dead what do you mean I promise
you that we can hit Philip peppermint
hard but we have to hurry
he's about to leave hello I can't avenge
the murder of a child without blood
can't that doesn't sound like you the
great Kamakura macklemore no y-you can't
because you believe that you can't
wasn't that what you told me and you
were right I could do it because of you
you gave me courage and now you're the
one who's afraid afraid of what
coming Alex I'm gonna tuck him in you're
afraid to change why do you think you've
been coming back to haunt for 400 years
you're even afraid to trust me don't
tell me I'm afraid you big trust me will
bring ever meant down for good well Alex
it's just about your bedtime
I think you're ready to let us go oh
don't you think yeah we're in a bit of a
hurry
good to see you Alex there's a green
I'll call your parents and tell them you
need complete freedom I suggest me get
left in PS of smooth smoothies
definitely they'll work wonders
in fact I'll tell them straight away
I'll call them right now SuperDuper
party so what's the plans leaving
tonight so we have to hurry yes we have
to stop no but we will be giving him a
going-away present yeah to Thailand my
uncle that old drunk I don't even know
all right then hi oh it's my boy good to
see ya I was just about the same thing
okay
can I come in sure are you okay yeah
yeah
damn in a frying pan you want a fried
egg no thanks make yourself at home I
came to ask you for your help with
something for you anything it's because
I'm doing this school assignment on
drugs I see I'm not into that shit Alex
you know that of course not but you just
know so much about life and stuff that's
true Alex I know my way around the block
as they say yeah I move in certain
circles yeah I know the games people
play yeah so I thought where the bodies
are buried
exactly I have to write a report about
drugs and how you get a hold of those
drive that's simple my boy well you just
call him up and they deliver them
straight to your door really you bet
that's how it works at least I think so
who knows but who do you call well I
certainly don't know that Alex and even
if I did I couldn't just tell you that
his name is scooter Scottie oh shit
oh well and what do you say when you
call scooter Scottie ah well you say
what's up rectangle rectangle I probably
shouldn't have told you but that's his
codename oh and then you just give him
your order
yes but discretely what's up you're
going out can I combine I'm bacon you
see but I've run out of flour and then
he just delivers yes well not just to
anybody you can't just call him well
maybe if you had told him Stewart said
hi yeah I mean I might have done it once
at a party yeah or twice it was New
Year's Eve it was max three times and
never on weekdays except in summer you
don't have his number by any chance do
you know I can't get he's number Alex
I'm sure you understand Oh safely noted
on the s in my private
blackbolt which I'm the only one who has
access to but that sounds like an
interesting assignment Alex Juwanna can
a mackerel or something
Alex I could have sworn I guests so well
to hell with that yes sirs here comes
Pat Postman Pat the old drunk you know
cinnamon rolls but I'm out of flour okay
hmm where are you uh I'm in my bedroom
I'm taking a bath right now I mean I'm
going to take a bath you stupid or
something yeah oh okay I have to run a
couple of errands we can meet in the
supermarket parking garage hi sweetie
would you like some smoothie no not
right now what I mean yes right now is
fine I can be there in an hour
how much you need oh we can make it in a
to-go cup don't want any okay what make
up your mind just a hood yes hello sorry
one kilo you're breaking up a little bit
one kilo one kilo yeah
like 1000 grams that's right what the
hell are you doing all part of the plan
say no to smoothies great plan
whoa are you sure you can afford that
much flour yeah yeah otherwise that's
gonna be one messy kitchen you know what
I mean yeah sure of course
see you soon
oh babe
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hi rectangle what the hell is this me
Glenn your Glenn yeah all right
don't do it all at once so you don't
have a problem with me being a kid what
can I do if I don't do it somebody else
will you have the money sure have here
you go
what idiot tattooed on my forehead
yes give me the money man well that was
a dummy oh hey roomie dumb move well you
can't leave me here we wouldn't the
police are on their way
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there you go
I'm open yeah you sure this is enough
are you kidding
well they find this they'll lock him up
and throw away the key hey watch it with
the needle this is genuine cashmere I
used to take arts and crafts
nice work you're a boring architect then
I've got a little something for you for
me mm-hmm
yeah Wow hey what is it homey telescope
turn around
huh you have to be ready for your
mission you know huh
shouldn't be waving that thing around
like that you've made a yeah it's made
of cardboard so it isn't waterproof ah
checkered mm-hmm nothing for you you've
given me so much
it's it's been fun yeah it has
come on
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alright ok let go of me what we're gonna
war
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all right peppermint arrives you
checking in right over there
we're gonna sneak down and when he isn't
looking you'll jump in was bad no it's a
first people again hmm how are you doing
with my idea
I was just am looking for my sword is he
there yet there that's him
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okay time to go yes what Oh No he says
it's straight for security well I only
got a carry on come on excuse me I need
to get by oh damn what now
you'll have to take that one yeah and
then change bags of Bangkok
okay now
good luck Thanks now get out of here
next yep
next be stop to Thailand maybe the Gulf
Oh
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at full of thoughts but my body feels
shut down I don't wanna go back to the
Talon was before you came around
suddenly it was a war and I didn't see
it was just a spring I didn't even see
you come and now you're free and now you
were come away from me run and free I've
been away so suddenly I'm looking ahead
and just like you said I will keep
rising
time is out and what you're about
nothing more to do or say never back to
say I hope that you'll find your way
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you're finished papa
when Apple but I I don't know what I
that that's not that is not that's not
mine
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I can't believe you are doing it it's
crazy shorts well Alex look at this nice
well it's pretty face honks hi thank you
for your sweet message what you said
really moved me yeah well NGO died hello
hey listen I just want to say that I'm
sorry for everything I put you through
isn't it super cute you're the most
wonderful person I've ever met
I mean you're brave you've taught me
that it's safe to trust people again Oh
goodbye what are you doing with my phone
isn't that just they almost fainted I
can't believe it right behind ya he's
right there
oh my god oh my
Sookie was that what just happened what
just happened
ice tech summer wedding
there you go Alex thanks smoothie for
you and there's lots of cookies for you
too my darling yes just dig in there
Alex
John you haven't touched your quinoa no
would you like to go first sure yeah
delicious thank you very much
Serena I would like to propose a toast
to Serena and to you Alex thank you for
welcoming us into your home Cheers
oh that was so sweet John
congratulations on your patent thank you
yes
the supermarket ordered 6,000 snacky
packs I'll be able to help out with the
bills now airport where billionaire toy
tycoon Philip peppermint was arrested
peppermint will now be charged with drug
smuggling and bloody fingerprints on a
toy doll have also led to the arrest of
a 38 year old factory manager tough
world out there did you hear about that
drug dealer the police found in the
trunk of the norm what happened yeah did
a superhero catch him you could see
that's just vigilantism
yeah but pretty awesome yeah and brave I
wonder what motivates someone like that
I mean yes what is he thinking no who
bag Snatchers run rampant in the suburbs
the locals are scared to leave their
homes after dark the police have been
probably thinking crimes if I don't do
something then nobody else will sweetie
pie where are you going
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I'm just going out
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you